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[deadly_legacy]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

Comments

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

I'd buy one if I had money to spare, but I just got here. If you save one for me I'll buy it later! [ If it's to help her out... ]

Nice to meet yo Euphie! I'm sure we'll become friends again in no time.

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[deadly_legacy]

The Mega Clip 3000 is exactly as heavy as you need it to be for all your purposes! [This is probably not true, but Euphie believes!]

[deadly_legacy]

[She won't even know where to get more of them or how she got the prototype!] Oh, of course. It takes time to save even if you should get an allowance at your age. But you won't want to pass this offer up either! [She can't help herself.]

It's nice to see you again too, Aang. I'd like that. When did you return? I'm sorry I missed it.

[deadly_legacy]

Because it has never failed any task set before it! [See the faith in hers!]

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[deadly_legacy]

Their edges can be if you bend it for full access to the sharp edges! [And why wouldn't you do that?] Or they could poke you! [Almost like they have a will of their own!]

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[firstaid]

So what all can it be used for, then?

[haring_to_go]

[ ahem, negotiations were, apparently, failing. ] Your faith is truly commendable. I can hardly resist such an endorsement, but, unfortunately, I am newly arrived to the City.

I seem to be lacking in funds.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh dear. [That is a dilemma.] Well, maybe I could offer layaway!

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[deadly_legacy]

Holding papers together. Keeping papers in place. Holding thin cardboard together and magazines! And so much more!

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[firstaid]

[She's a bit conflicted since she could honestly use a normal paperclip for this, but still, normal paperclips wouldn't be able to help keep together Rita's research papers.]

How much is it for one of your Mega Clip 3000?

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[deadly_legacy]

It is very affordable! We can even set up a payment plan if you choose!

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[triessence.livejournal.com]

I don't have any paper to need it for, anyway. Not enough for-- a mega clip.

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[deadly_legacy]

Do you have other thin, flat things? Cardboard? Sheets of plastic? CDs? [Clearly everyone has this stuff and this would be a good idea.]

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[triessence.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I wouldn't need a paperclip for them.

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[firstaid]

Well, I would like to pay it all off at once if I chose to get it.

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

I'll definitely think about it!


I just got here a couple of days ago. Did you meet Appa and Momo the last time I was here?

[haring_to_go]

Layaway? [ he raises an eyebrow ] That is not a term I am familiar with.

[deadly_legacy]

It means I can reserve it for you and you can pay and pick it up when you're able. That way I won't run out. Resources are limited! [And possibly nonexistent.]

[deadly_legacy]

I did meet Momo! He is very cute. [She loves animals and such an unusual one!] He's so smart too. Is he here again?

And who is Appa? I don't think I met him...or is it her?

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[deadly_legacy]

Oh, you wouldn't want to pass this offer up, Estelle! I'm sure it's just the thing Rita needs for her work!

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[deadly_legacy]

It isn't just a paperclip. It is a Mega Clip 3000!

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[triessence.livejournal.com]

I mean, I wouldn't need to hold them together.

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[deadly_legacy]

[That is so sad!] Well... Wouldn't you want to if you could?

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

Sure is! [ What do you know? Momo picks that exact moment to jump on one of Aang's shoulders. He laughs and smiles widely. ]

Appa's my ten ton flying bison! He's also a boy.

[haring_to_go]

So it's on a schedule... [ he nods ] That would be an acceptable alternative. May I order two sets, then?

[ one for him, one for Break. ]