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[deadly_legacy]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

Comments

[video]

[firstaid]

I…I don’t think I need anything like that, however it does sound very useful for those who have a lot of paperwork.

[A pause as she ponders for a bit.]

Perhaps I should get one for Rita?

[video]

[deadly_legacy]

Oh, but you do! You have papers don't you, Estelle? They could be getting disorganized, folded, or damaged while we speak if they don't have the Mega Clip 3000 holding them together!

You don't want that, do you?

But you're absolutely right! The Mega Clip 3000 makes an excellent gift!

[video]

[firstaid]

Well, yes, I have some papers, but not enough to need a paperclip of that size. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to make proper use of it, which is why I think it would be useful for Rita. It would keep all of her research in one tidy pile and very organized!

[video]

[deadly_legacy]

Oh, but papers in any amount or size will benefit from the Mega Clip 3000! It's no ordinary paperclip. [Except that it is. Just larger.]

[video]

[firstaid]

Even if it's just two papers? I still believe a paperclip of that size would be overkill for something as simple as that.

[video]

[deadly_legacy]

Even if it's only two! It doubles as a paper weight for jobs that light!

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam's inner secretary is drooling at the possibility of keeping his papers all neatly organized. Especially the pile of work Xerxes leaves for him to do. ]

Ahem, if I may ask, how does the Mega Clip 3000 work exactly?

[ play it cool, he may yet perhaps be able to haggle down the price ]

[deadly_legacy]

I'm glad you asked! [Really, she can't say enough about this product. She could probably go on for thirty minutes excluding short breaks at regular intervals.]

The Mega Clip 3000 works by simply sliding it over your existing papers. [She will demonstrate.] And now they will not come out. Look! [She is shaking the papers. Shake. Shake. Shake. No slippage!]

[haring_to_go]

[ a woman has to catch her breath sometime ]

And how many papers can you fit in a Mega Paper Clip?

[ yes, yes, show him more! ]

[deadly_legacy]

The full range of the Mega Clip 3000 has never been proven conclusively. [Because it's never been tested.] But it has always satisfied my paper binding needs!

[haring_to_go]

Then how can you guarantee it's success? I can hardly purchase something that has yet to be proven completely.

[ Just listen to the doubt, see it on his face! ]

[video]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't those be too big for the papers?

[video]

[deadly_legacy]

Oh, no! Papers come in all shapes and sizes and the Mega Clip 3000 can handle them all. But for those especially small or delicate jobs we do have the Mini Mega Clip 3000. [Which, by the way, is a regular paperclip.]

[video]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

Why not just a regular paperclip?

[video]

[deadly_legacy]

Regular paperclips are dangerous and sloppy! [They are a hazard to our very existence!]

[video]

[triessence.livejournal.com]

They're not sharp or anything.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

Looks like you could knock someone out with that, at least.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh, yes, the Mega Clip 3000 has a large variety of purposes and uses. How many can I put you down for, Yuri? No household would be complete without it.

[notflynn.livejournal.com]

...Just one.

[He actually is kind of curious.]

We can even share.

[deadly_legacy]

This amazing product is meant to be shared, but don't limit yourself. There are all kinds of things to clip together! You can even braid your hair and keep it in place!

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

Wow. Did you make that yourself? [ Not that he would ever never one. Aang continues to be impressed by the young successful people here. ]

Aaaaaaaaang! <3

[deadly_legacy]

Aang! You're back!

Which is great because now you can enjoy all the wonders of the Mega Clip 3000! I didn't make it myself. [Actually, how did she get it? The City, such a mystery.] But it has been finely crafted by Mega Clip 3000 specialists so that every one is the highest possible quality!

<3333

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

[ There's a surprise. ]

Uh, that's okay, I don't have that much paper anyway. [ He's smiling kindly. ] How did you know my name? [ He doesn't know yours. ]

[deadly_legacy]

But you might get more paper and if you had this you'd be ready for it! It can also hold paper-like things...like fabric!

[She is so very, very excited about this product! But the curse seems bendable enough she can have some sidetracking thoughts as well.]

We've met twice actually. I guess this is our third time. I'm Euphie. I am [was?] friends with several of the people from your world like Zuko.

[100yearsgone.livejournal.com]

I'd buy one if I had money to spare, but I just got here. If you save one for me I'll buy it later! [ If it's to help her out... ]

Nice to meet yo Euphie! I'm sure we'll become friends again in no time.