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Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!

Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

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[She's a bit conflicted since she could honestly use a normal paperclip for this, but still, normal paperclips wouldn't be able to help keep together Rita's research papers.]

How much is it for one of your Mega Clip 3000?

It is very affordable! We can even set up a payment plan if you choose!

Well, I would like to pay it all off at once if I chose to get it.

Oh, you wouldn't want to pass this offer up, Estelle! I'm sure it's just the thing Rita needs for her work!