Euphemia li Britannia

NAUGHTY
✔ Slapped Yuri
✔ Kissed Tony Stark and everything else we did against that street lamp
✔ Kissed my boss, Cain, and his father
✔ Kissed and alarmed the man from the Blue Light's kitchen
✔ Kissed Tyr while volunteering
✔ Kissed a few doctors—James, Leonard, and the energetic one without an actual name
✔ Kissed Dean and did that thing with my leg
✔ Kissed Eagle and nibbled him
✔ Kissed Hanna and probably hurt him again
✔ Kissed Yuri again
✔ Kissed Sam's friend who can appear out of nowhere
✔ Kissed Liam who never even got his giant paperclip
✔ Kissed Aya while he was busy
✔ Kissed Todd and used my tongue
✔ Kissed Fred while he thought I was genocidal
✔ Kissed Ken which I haven't done in awhile
✔ Kissed Tessa, an unsuspecting girl
✔ Kissed the smoker with nice lips
✔ Kissed the young, horny boy
✔ Kissed the handsome man who thought a lot about kisses

NICE
✔ Kissed Tommy
✔ Bought and wrapped presents to hand out at the Welcome Center to any new arrivals who come at Christmas time.

(OOC: Cursed with Naughty/Nice. She doesn't know this posted.)

I...

I think I just had a very real dream about blowing up a school...without being asleep.

[She's trying not to seem as disturbed by it as she feels. She would really like someone to tell her it's a curse day.]

(OOC: Cursed to "relive" Tommy team_sociopath blowing up a high school.)

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

Ah, just in case someone else sees...anything strange, [*NSFW] that isn't really me. I haven't even worn cat ears since last Halloween!

It would be nice if the delete function worked better during curses.


(OOC: Porn curse! *The link contains three somewhat censored images of Euphie in a falling down, skimpy neglige with cat ears and a tail.)

[When the device clicks on seemingly of it's own accord, the first signs of life are muffled, but it is clearly displaying a bedroom. Some may recognize it as belonging to a certain Yuri Lowell. The light sounds of lips meeting, murmurs of approval, and then giggling become audible as the blanket is peeled back, first revealing a pink-haired girl wearing a pale lavender silk chemise and a teasing smile. She seems to be straddling the other figure.]

We have the room to ourselves, and it's too warm for blankets.

[Yuri smirks up at her, hands on her waist and sneaking downward.] Then how do you suggest we cool off?

There's always the beach outside. Spring water is nice and chilly. [She fights back the smile that's trying to emerge.]

[And maybe he takes that slip in his hands and tugs it up a bit — eyes teasing and mischievous] Well, I can't say I'd complain about the view.

[She laughs lightly and leans back toward him.] You're impossible. [But she could not look more fond right now—more in love.]

[He chuckles and moves to press their foreheads together. Perhaps that smirk melts into something of a smile — just as loving — before he swoops in to steal a kiss.]

[It's not much of a theft when she kisses him back so readily, but it is nice. Of course it would have been nicer if she hadn't broken the kiss for a moment to sweep back her long hair and notice a certain device recording them.] Oh! Sorry about that! [She calls out quickly to her newly discovered audience before reaching out to turn the device off.]

(OOC: Cursed with Till Death Do Us Part. Euphemia li Britannia Yuri Lowell Forward-dated to morning hours.)

[By the time she woke up it was already clear from listening to the network traffic and glancing out her window what curse was going on. She was excited and so hopeful that she'd see Lelouch and maybe even this time she'd see Cornelia and Nunnally and friends who had left. But she still had a job to do too! She wasted no time going to the welcome center.]

Greetings, new arrivals! Welcome to The City. I'm Euphemia li Britannia, and I'd like to direct your attention to the welcome center. You should be able to see it from the fountain. [Where most people arrive at least.] We have fresh coffee and tea for you. [And donuts and danishes too, but why cause a stampede?]


(OOC: 4th Wall! Anything goes. Please specify if you are responding in video or action. Forward dated to not the middle of the night, but really spanning both days, so... ♥)

[Euphie wasn't going to post about it. She was just going to hide in bed, but then being in bed this morning had...other issues. So, she's up and she's going out to run errands, but first just a quick note.]

I shouldn't have giggled at Yuri or Ken when this happened to them.

[Her hair is still pink, but now it falls just above her shoulders without the trademarked buns behind her ears. She's taller, her voice is deeper, and she's dressed in her brother's clothes—a white button down with dark gray slacks. Her normally large chest was now flat and broad.]

[Yep, Euphie is a man.]


( OOC )

You might call it a reoccurring nightmare. After all, it happened and it haunts her when she's awake, so why not when she's asleep? But tonight, if you come calling you'll see Euphie in a blood-stained and tattered dress, curled up on herself watching something in the distance as fallen bodies lay scattered on the ground around her.

If you follow her gaze you'll see the same girl, but in addition to an identically ravaged dress she's wearing her customary smile. Her eyes are just a little vacant, but otherwise she looks like her normal, cheerful self. And she is cheerful. Why shouldn't she be? She's doing such a good job of killing all the Japanese as she sprays bullets into the still living, still screaming, still panicking crowd.

( OOC )

[There is a girl playing in a nice, fluffy patch of grass with the occasional nose twitch. She isn't busy eating carrots or hopping at the moment, but there is something rabbit-y she feels the need for~]

Isn't it a nice day to be outside? [Smiles and stretches out a little.]


(OOC: Mean mun isn't that mean. Feel free to come play with her, but expect limits even in the curse. Even if we need to bring someone else in to impose them! ♥)