✜060 [video]

[deadly_legacy]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

Comments

[deadly_legacy]

Of course. I'll put you down for two. You've made a wise purchasing choice today!

You can contact me when you're ready to pick up. I'm Euphie.

[haring_to_go]

Miss Euphie. [ he nods, containing his inner boy jumping in glee ] Would it be too soon to pick them up tomorrow? The name is Liam Lunettes.

[deadly_legacy]

I thought you'd need more time to raise funds. Otherwise, you are welcome to pick them up tomorrow. [Even if she won't have any.]

It's nice to meet you, Liam.