Euphemia li Britannia

[Euphie arrives at Ken's door, giving it a little knock before letting herself inside.] Ken, it's me.

[She walks over to where she spots him in the kitchen making lunch and promptly gives him an affectionate peck on the cheek. The table is covered with various ingredients and dishes and just a little off to the side is one of his guns. She's noticed he likes to keep them nearby at all times.] What are you making?

Miso.

Miso? [She blinks slowly as gears turn in her mind and a strange haze blankets her normal thoughts. Her voice is a little flatter when she speaks again.] That's right. You're Japanese, aren't you? [Her eyes land on the gun only a moment before her hands do.]

Quit joking, Euphie.

[Smiles sweetly.] I really like you, Ken. [Points the gun at him.]

.... Euphie? What are you doing?

I'll miss you. [BANG!]

[Blood splashes against the wall and Ken falls heavily. A moment later, Euphie smiles pleasantly into her already recording communicator. A tear slips down her cheek not matching her warm, friendly expression in the least.] Hello everyone, I have a little request. Could all of the Japanese people please kill yourselves? You should be able to find knives in your kitchen drawers or you could try jumping off of a tall building. Really, whatever you think is best. I'll come around to help the rest of you as soon as I can, but it's a big city so I'd really appreciate the help!


( ooc )

Hello City, [She smiles sweetly on the video.]

I'm Euphemia li Britannia, but you can call me Euphie if you like. I'm seventeen years old, 5'7", and I work as a waitress at The Turnabout Cafe—thank you, Cain! I love animals and being outside and laughing. I enjoy gardens and flowers and taking walks. Oh, and I can dance too! Mmm...I'm not a very good cook, but I can be a good listener, and I like meeting new people. I'm happy to try almost anything at least once, so don't be afraid to be adventurous with me!

[She pauses, touching her chin as she ponders] I wonder if there is anything else I should tell you...

[Giggling cheerfully] Well, you can always ask I suppose! [She strikes a bit of a pose for the next part. She has clearly been spending too much time around her brother.]

Let the bidding begin!

(OOC: Why, yes, she will be auctioning herself. Someone is so very cursed! Come one, come all~ Who knows, she may bid on you while she's at it.)

[Euphie had to leave the apartment. After all, it's a nice day, and there are so many people in The City she's never kissed. Clearly, this needs to be resolved. She's just glad she isn't cursed like those other people trying strange foods.

She hums a cheerful tune as she leaves her apartment to walk out among the shops!]

(OOC: B-be gentle? Anyone is welcome.)