deadly_legacy | ✜060 [video]

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✜060 [video]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!

Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

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Well, yes, I have some papers, but not enough to need a paperclip of that size. I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to make proper use of it, which is why I think it would be useful for Rita. It would keep all of her research in one tidy pile and very organized!

Oh, but papers in any amount or size will benefit from the Mega Clip 3000! It's no ordinary paperclip. [Except that it is. Just larger.]

Even if it's just two papers? I still believe a paperclip of that size would be overkill for something as simple as that.

Even if it's only two! It doubles as a paper weight for jobs that light!

Would it really double as a paperweight? If I may ask, exactly how heavy is this paperclip?

The Mega Clip 3000 is exactly as heavy as you need it to be for all your purposes! [This is probably not true, but Euphie believes!]

So what all can it be used for, then?

Holding papers together. Keeping papers in place. Holding thin cardboard together and magazines! And so much more!

[She's a bit conflicted since she could honestly use a normal paperclip for this, but still, normal paperclips wouldn't be able to help keep together Rita's research papers.]

How much is it for one of your Mega Clip 3000?

It is very affordable! We can even set up a payment plan if you choose!

Well, I would like to pay it all off at once if I chose to get it.

Oh, you wouldn't want to pass this offer up, Estelle! I'm sure it's just the thing Rita needs for her work!

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