✜060 [video]

[deadly_legacy]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)

Comments

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam's inner secretary is drooling at the possibility of keeping his papers all neatly organized. Especially the pile of work Xerxes leaves for him to do. ]

Ahem, if I may ask, how does the Mega Clip 3000 work exactly?

[ play it cool, he may yet perhaps be able to haggle down the price ]

[deadly_legacy]

I'm glad you asked! [Really, she can't say enough about this product. She could probably go on for thirty minutes excluding short breaks at regular intervals.]

The Mega Clip 3000 works by simply sliding it over your existing papers. [She will demonstrate.] And now they will not come out. Look! [She is shaking the papers. Shake. Shake. Shake. No slippage!]

[haring_to_go]

[ a woman has to catch her breath sometime ]

And how many papers can you fit in a Mega Paper Clip?

[ yes, yes, show him more! ]

[deadly_legacy]

The full range of the Mega Clip 3000 has never been proven conclusively. [Because it's never been tested.] But it has always satisfied my paper binding needs!

[haring_to_go]

Then how can you guarantee it's success? I can hardly purchase something that has yet to be proven completely.

[ Just listen to the doubt, see it on his face! ]

[deadly_legacy]

Because it has never failed any task set before it! [See the faith in hers!]

[haring_to_go]

[ ahem, negotiations were, apparently, failing. ] Your faith is truly commendable. I can hardly resist such an endorsement, but, unfortunately, I am newly arrived to the City.

I seem to be lacking in funds.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh dear. [That is a dilemma.] Well, maybe I could offer layaway!

[haring_to_go]

Layaway? [ he raises an eyebrow ] That is not a term I am familiar with.

[deadly_legacy]

It means I can reserve it for you and you can pay and pick it up when you're able. That way I won't run out. Resources are limited! [And possibly nonexistent.]

[haring_to_go]

So it's on a schedule... [ he nods ] That would be an acceptable alternative. May I order two sets, then?

[ one for him, one for Break. ]

[deadly_legacy]

Of course. I'll put you down for two. You've made a wise purchasing choice today!

You can contact me when you're ready to pick up. I'm Euphie.

[haring_to_go]

Miss Euphie. [ he nods, containing his inner boy jumping in glee ] Would it be too soon to pick them up tomorrow? The name is Liam Lunettes.

[deadly_legacy]

I thought you'd need more time to raise funds. Otherwise, you are welcome to pick them up tomorrow. [Even if she won't have any.]

It's nice to meet you, Liam.