deadly_legacy: (Eager - Ready for this)
Euphemia li Britannia ([personal profile] deadly_legacy) wrote2011-11-03 10:39 pm
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✜060 [video]

Hello fellow City dwellers! I have something that is going to change your life! It's the Mega Clip 3000! And it will solve all your paper attachment needs!



Have you ever had this happen? [She lifts up a stack of papers.] You have more paperwork than you know what to do with and you try to bind it with inferior paperclips. [She tries to demonstrate and papers go everywhere! EVERYWHERE!] Or dangerous staples. [She touches one and winces dramatically.] OW! That really hurts! But what doesn't hurt is this amazing all-in-one product that binds, attaches, and organizes your most important documents!

I want to share this amazing find with the city. If you call now I can give you not one but two Mega Clip 3000s in black and cream AND I'll throw in three Mini Mega Clip 3000s for your undersized paper gathering needs. Remember, this isn't available in stores, so call me now!

(OOC: Cursed with social shopping network.)
haring_to_go: (working the megane)

[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-04 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Liam's inner secretary is drooling at the possibility of keeping his papers all neatly organized. Especially the pile of work Xerxes leaves for him to do. ]

Ahem, if I may ask, how does the Mega Clip 3000 work exactly?

[ play it cool, he may yet perhaps be able to haggle down the price ]
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[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-05 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a woman has to catch her breath sometime ]

And how many papers can you fit in a Mega Paper Clip?

[ yes, yes, show him more! ]
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[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then how can you guarantee it's success? I can hardly purchase something that has yet to be proven completely.

[ Just listen to the doubt, see it on his face! ]
haring_to_go: (it's just a flesh wound)

[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ ahem, negotiations were, apparently, failing. ] Your faith is truly commendable. I can hardly resist such an endorsement, but, unfortunately, I am newly arrived to the City.

I seem to be lacking in funds.
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[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-13 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Layaway? [ he raises an eyebrow ] That is not a term I am familiar with.
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[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-19 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So it's on a schedule... [ he nods ] That would be an acceptable alternative. May I order two sets, then?

[ one for him, one for Break. ]
haring_to_go: (yes of course I'll do your work)

[personal profile] haring_to_go 2011-11-21 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Miss Euphie. [ he nods, containing his inner boy jumping in glee ] Would it be too soon to pick them up tomorrow? The name is Liam Lunettes.