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[deadly_legacy]

Hello City, [She smiles sweetly on the video.]

I'm Euphemia li Britannia, but you can call me Euphie if you like. I'm seventeen years old, 5'7", and I work as a waitress at The Turnabout Cafe—thank you, Cain! I love animals and being outside and laughing. I enjoy gardens and flowers and taking walks. Oh, and I can dance too! Mmm...I'm not a very good cook, but I can be a good listener, and I like meeting new people. I'm happy to try almost anything at least once, so don't be afraid to be adventurous with me!

[She pauses, touching her chin as she ponders] I wonder if there is anything else I should tell you...

[Giggling cheerfully] Well, you can always ask I suppose! [She strikes a bit of a pose for the next part. She has clearly been spending too much time around her brother.]

Let the bidding begin!

(OOC: Why, yes, she will be auctioning herself. Someone is so very cursed! Come one, come all~ Who knows, she may bid on you while she's at it.)

Comments

[blastiafreak]

W-what are you--adventurous?! What are you thinking?

[deadly_legacy]

Well, I'd like to think I'm adventurous. What's wrong with that?

[blastiafreak]

S-seriously? You're going to give sleazy idiots the completely wrong idea!

[deadly_legacy]

Sleazy idiots?

...

You don't think I meant...?! [BLUSH!]

[blastiafreak]

[Ohgod blushing herself.]

Y-yeah, you're...kind of giving that impression, you know. ...How'd you not notice?

[deadly_legacy]

Of course I wouldn't mean anything like that! This is for a date. It isn't for...more than a date!

[blastiafreak]

Th-then maybe you'd better hurry up and correct it before someone buys you for more than a date!

[deadly_legacy]

I'm sure Zuko, Ken, Syaoran, Flynn, Shing, and Raven aren't thinking something like that!

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure about Raven.

[deadly_legacy]

You think that way about him too, Konata?

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first, but-- no, he's a total horndog. Sorry.

[deadly_legacy]

A horn...

Oh, but he's always been a gentleman with me.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Give it time.




But, not very much time.

[blastiafreak]

Exactly. He's just acting like a gentleman with you, Euphie, because you're just the type he wants to get to trust him.

[deadly_legacy]

You make him sound so sinister.

[blastiafreak]

That's because he is.

[deadly_legacy]

Rita...

I will be careful.

[blastiafreak]

You'd better. But just in case, if any one of these guys--and I don't just mean the old man--is looking for more than a date, tell me and I'll fry them.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh...

Did he do something inappropriate with you, Konata?

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Not with me exactly. He was perving on his friend and I was trying to explain why it was really sleezy and inconsiderate and he just. didn't. get it.

[deadly_legacy]

His friend? Do you mean Judith?

...Or Yuri? Maybe he got confused and thought he was a girl. It happens.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Judith.

[deadly_legacy]

She didn't seem to mind so much, did she?

[blastiafreak]

...You've seriously got them all bidding on you?! I don't know about this--Flynn is probably all right, being a proper knight and all, but...D-didn't you wonder why so many guys were excited by this?

[deadly_legacy]

Well... Someone mentioned that it might be a curse.