deadly_legacy: (Joyful - Keeping her eye on you)
Euphemia li Britannia ([personal profile] deadly_legacy) wrote2010-06-04 11:04 pm

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Hello City, [She smiles sweetly on the video.]

I'm Euphemia li Britannia, but you can call me Euphie if you like. I'm seventeen years old, 5'7", and I work as a waitress at The Turnabout Cafe—thank you, Cain! I love animals and being outside and laughing. I enjoy gardens and flowers and taking walks. Oh, and I can dance too! Mmm...I'm not a very good cook, but I can be a good listener, and I like meeting new people. I'm happy to try almost anything at least once, so don't be afraid to be adventurous with me!

[She pauses, touching her chin as she ponders] I wonder if there is anything else I should tell you...

[Giggling cheerfully] Well, you can always ask I suppose! [She strikes a bit of a pose for the next part. She has clearly been spending too much time around her brother.]

Let the bidding begin!

(OOC: Why, yes, she will be auctioning herself. Someone is so very cursed! Come one, come all~ Who knows, she may bid on you while she's at it.)

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's why I said classier, Euphie. It's an escort system, which is just glorified prostitution.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Look, just..be careful, okay?

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to realize how messed up all of this is once it's over.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's not exactly a good thing, Euphie. Just don't do anything you're going to regret. Please.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm told.

Never been on one? Then I hope it's an especially nice one.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if they can afford all that, they'd better be taking you somewhere nice.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good. You tell me how it goes.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh, yeah. Turned out it was just a bug, passed in less than a week. Thanks for asking.

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[identity profile] srsbusinessk.livejournal.com 2010-06-06 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
No pink soup. He was..really, helpful.